Looking For A Warm Mommy

Dear Humans,

I am rethinking my position about Puff.

She is trying to be brave. But like any other baby, she is always looking for mommy. She keeps running around mommy's feet, to a point that mom steps on her. Puff would often try to rub herself on mom's feet, thinking she was her mommy, too.

Often, mom would wear her black fluffy house slippers. Puff would try so hard to get the slippers off her feet. She loved the warmth of her slippers. Maybe the smell, too. She is very noisy and is not house trained yet. But I know she will learn, the hard way.

Long ago when Derp came to our house, he was an ugly kitteh. Puff is, too.  I think I look better than both of them when mom took me home from that animal store.

He he he...

It Seems We Have a New Family Member

My Mommy came back from somewhere, bearing a white box with holes.

I seem to know what she brought us, I smelled it. I called Derp, my sidekick and asked him if he can confirm my suspicion. Derp is such an evil cat. He was smiling that sinister smile. The one he sports if he has viciously notorious schemes.

Mommy shut us out of the house. I was itching to know what was inside the box. I was whining by the door. I tried scratching it to let her know I was interested. But she did not budge. Then I heard a shrill meow.

That's it! I hate vermin. I don't want any stranger in my house. How could mummy bring a pest?

I ran back to the kitchen door. I wasn't going to give that rugrat a good time. I promised to give it a hell of a time so that like other interlopers that Migz brought to the house in the past, it will go away.

I remembered Migz and his cuz brought an ugly kitten home. As soon as Migz turned his back, I called the ugly alien. Here, kit-teh!, kit-teh! kit-teh! The poor ugly thing came out. Derp and me had a royal good time scaring the thing, he ran away for good.

But now, another girl kit-teh was brought home. Migz called her Puff. Mommy said, Dad will be hard put to pronounce such a name. But Puff is treated royally. She had her first bath, fed differently, and placed inside a cozy jail cell, human calls pet taxi.

I don't like her. I barked loud to scare her. I hope she goes away.

We Are God's Gift To Humans

Dear Humans,

I love my human family so much. I think I am not the only one who gets crazy loving my family.

My human dad is so cool because he take us out for a walk, take us to sea for a dip, takes our video, photos, each time he comes home...I only hate him a bit if he takes me to the vet.  Derp is luckier because he has no scheduled vet shots.

I love my human mommy because...because...because...

Um, moving on... Migz is my favorite of all. No reason. He is the laziest ape I have ever known. I hear mommy give him sermon almost everyday because he spend so much time on his celphone and iPod, and he has low grades, haha.

I thought  I am the only dumb-as-bat member of this family. It's good to know that Migz and I have a lot in common. We're both sexy and we know it. Ha!

Humans Are A Sappy Lot - I Love Them

We are this loyal to our humans. We just cannot let them go. We miss them even if they don't care so much.

This picture really hit me right in the heart.

New Kit-Teh

My mom brought a vermin home...I mean, a little white, frisky and noisy kitty was brought home in a white box with holes.

I don't like it one bit. But from the looks of it, that pesky thing would stay. Mom, shut us out of the house. Derp, too. We were curious about the new member so I barked at the door and scratched it, hoping mom would open it. We won't kill the pest, promise, we just want to wrestle with her.

Migz call her Puff, maybe because she looks like she just exploded. He hair is all white and standing on ends. She looked funny though. She has babyish shrill meows. Derp is not interested with her. Hmm. I'm pretty sure what is going on in Derp's mind. That evil of a cat.

Puff gets to sleep in a pet taxi outside. It's like being in jail. While we are lounging in our sofa, Derp and me. We get to plan our next move. We will terrorize kitteh.

Derp, My Sidekick

This is the exact reaction of my sidekick, Derp. That crazy cat! If I know he was suicidal the day I got lost.

I just hated it that he did not look for me. Sissy. Does not even know how to go about the village.

My Name Is Ice

Dear humans,                                                       

I'm Ice.

Ive been with my humans for 35 dog years. That is quite a long time.  I love this family, especially Migz. Frankly, he doesn't do me any favors. He does not even give me baths. It's always the maid. We have plenty of human help. They always feed me and give me my bath. Migz, would only look at me and laugh a lot whenever I do some of my dog thing. I like that.

Migz

Lately, I got lost. I often sneak out of the gate whenever my human mommy open it in the morning. I would run away quickly and ignore her when she calls me. See, it's really boring here in our house. I don't have a girlfriend yet. I have made many friends in our street, but its really girl dogs that I am looking for.  But I digressed.

The week I got lost, I was so confused. I was only excited to find that girl that visited me in our house. So I trotted along, tracing her sweet smelling urine. Before I knew it, i was too far away from home and can't find my way back. My human mommy would always remind me to be wary of strangers. So I kept away from them because I was really scared.

My human mommy

I lost count of days. I was so desperate to go home because I haven't eaten nor had any drink. I just drank from canals and that was awful. I just kept re-tracing my steps, until one day...voila! I was at our gate. Oh, boy! Was I glad. Boy oh boy! I need my sofa badly. I forgot to eat, I just lay down my sofa and slept the whole day. I missed it so much.

From that moment on, I never wandered too far. I was not excited to get out of our gate again. Besides, I don't want to see my human mommy so worried and so sad. As for Migz, I really missed this boy, even if he does not give me baths. He is my boy, you see.

Me and Migz when we were young.

Ice, The Bobo Dog

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let me introduce to you my dog, Ice. He owns this blog because he has so much to say.
He is a dachshund, but I doubt if his lineage is pure...I'm sure he is a cross between a dachshund and a piece of wood.

Ice thinks he is a gift to bitches. Unfortunately, he could hardly spread his genes to any of his female interests because it's just physically impossible for him. He tries so hard. It's just impossible.

In his frustration, Ice practices his male prowess on his sidekick, Derp the alpha cat. They have a merry good time together, wrestling.

One day Ice went out for an adventure. He wasn't able to come home for 5 days. That was the saddest days of our lives. Derp the sidekick was forlorn. I thought he's gonna kill himself with sadness. But I prayed. Yeah, I did pray that day, asking God to return our bobo dog. Then, lo and behold! Ice came back!

He was smiling and wagging his tail. He was excited but he lost so much weight. Then he climbed into his sofa and slept and slept.

That was the time when we knew, how important this dog is, in our boring life.


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