It Seems We Have a New Family Member

My Mommy came back from somewhere, bearing a white box with holes.

I seem to know what she brought us, I smelled it. I called Derp, my sidekick and asked him if he can confirm my suspicion. Derp is such an evil cat. He was smiling that sinister smile. The one he sports if he has viciously notorious schemes.

Mommy shut us out of the house. I was itching to know what was inside the box. I was whining by the door. I tried scratching it to let her know I was interested. But she did not budge. Then I heard a shrill meow.

That's it! I hate vermin. I don't want any stranger in my house. How could mummy bring a pest?

I ran back to the kitchen door. I wasn't going to give that rugrat a good time. I promised to give it a hell of a time so that like other interlopers that Migz brought to the house in the past, it will go away.

I remembered Migz and his cuz brought an ugly kitten home. As soon as Migz turned his back, I called the ugly alien. Here, kit-teh!, kit-teh! kit-teh! The poor ugly thing came out. Derp and me had a royal good time scaring the thing, he ran away for good.

But now, another girl kit-teh was brought home. Migz called her Puff. Mommy said, Dad will be hard put to pronounce such a name. But Puff is treated royally. She had her first bath, fed differently, and placed inside a cozy jail cell, human calls pet taxi.

I don't like her. I barked loud to scare her. I hope she goes away.